Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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