Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I didn't notice because vodka
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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