She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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