Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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