their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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