their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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