so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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