HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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