i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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