what day is it and did you see me today?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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