you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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