Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know š
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Iām torn. Sheās crazy - like legitimately āWear your skin as a suitā crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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