you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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