East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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