I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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