I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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