god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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