What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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