I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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Do I have a choice?
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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