some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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