Jerry, you need to find god
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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