So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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