So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize