Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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