Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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