: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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