ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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