haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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