Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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