I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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