Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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