I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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