break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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