We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
