doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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