I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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