Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Everything about him screamed your future.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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