Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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