He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
How naked do you want me to be?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
