Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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