My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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