So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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