Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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