I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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