Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now