I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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