can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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