The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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