she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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