Do vagina's smell?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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