We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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