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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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