Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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