I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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