how can u be prego again
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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